| | Оригинальное название: Date Movie | | Год выпуска: 2006 | | Жанр: комедия | | Хронометраж: 83 мин | | Бюджет: 20 млн($) | | Производство: 20th Century Fox, New Regency Pictures, Epsilon Motion Pictures | | Сайт фильма: http://www.datemoviethemovie.com/ | | Страна: США, Швейцария | | Режиссер: Джейсон Фридберг, Аарон Зельцер / Jas | Актеры:
- Элисон Хэннигэн / Alyson Hannigan ... Julia Jones
- Адам Кэмпбелл / Adam Campbell ... Grant Fockyerdoder
- Эдди Гриффин / Eddie Griffin ... Frank Jones
- Фред Уиллард / Fred Willard ... Bernie Fockyerdoder
- Дженнифер Кулидж / Jennifer Coolidge ... Roz Fockyerdoder
- Кармен Электра / Carmen Electra ... Anne
- Тони Кокс / Tony Cox ... Hitch
- Том Ленк / Tom Lenk ... Frodo
- Беверли Полцин / Beverly Polcyn ... Old Cat Woman |
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«О любви, о романтике... и еще немного бреда об этом»
Пародия на все романтические комедии сразу, склеенная из цитат - по тому же принципу, что "Очень страшное кино". 200-килограммовая девушка Джулия мечтает о большой и чистой любви. Пластическая операция превращает ее фантазии в реальность: девушка избавляется от жира и комплексов, становится миниатюрной красоткой и немедленно встречает своего Принца. Увы, романтический блондин оказывается дурно воспитан, и к тому же его свадьбу с Джулией пытается расстроить коварная экс-подружка жениха.
Памятные цитаты:
Nicky: Thinking about the honeymoon makes my sack all quivery and shit.
Galdalf: [Gandlaf is hit in the crotch] My precious!
Andy: Grant told me you were pretty, but he didn't mention that you were flat-chested. How cute.
Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey...
Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.
Andy: I'll give you two grand if I can fuck you in the ass.
Grant Funkyerdoder: [faking an orgasm] OH, yeah. Oh yeah that's it! Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Y-y-y-y-yes! Whew... yes.
Waitress: So you're saying you want the porkchops?
Julia Jones: I'll have what he's having.
Michael Jackson Look-A-Like: C'mon! It's just a little Jesus juice!
Napoleon: Idiot! Hell no I won't marry you! Gosh! What would you do if you were in a situation like this? Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh!
[Starts dancing]
Old Cat Woman: [watching through the window] She was faking it, but I wasn't.
[Julia desperately needs a makeover]
Julia Jones: I heard you were the best.
Hitch: You're goddamn right I'm the best! Look at all the couples I'm responsible for. You got Brad and Jen, Jessica and Nick, Ben and Jen, Ben and Jen, Ben and Matt, Kobe and Shaq, Ellen and Anne. Yeah, I do them too.
Biker: I love puerto rican men, they're spicy!
Julia Jones: Why is she in slow motion?
Grant Funkyerdoder: She likes to make an entrance.
Frank Jones: [as Jinxers is humping Frank's dead mother] I didn't teach him how to do that!
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Рецензия
Best Romantic Comedy Ever Made Some spoilers ahead. This movie does justice to humanity by mocking and spoofing the genre of romantic movies (I hesitate to call these tedious, sappy love stories "romantic comedies", as there's very little about them that is funny). It, like its successor films, "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans", is not very deft at spoofing specific films, and some of the parodies fall flat. This movie does succeed because it has competent, enthusiastic actors, and a coherent plot that includes the basics of what a romantic movie should have: conflict, a plucky lovelorn heroine, and a happy resolution, with all loose ends tied up. Allison Hannigan, of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" fame, is absolutely endearing, charming, and hilarious as the embattled protagonist, Julia. Adam Campbell, Sophie Monk, Eddie Griffin, and Jennifer Coolidge do their utmost to make this farce a success. It is because of them that this movie stays afloat, whereas lesser comedians would have tanked this film. Their talents, as well as their understanding that this is a farce that requires to be over-the-top, make this the most watchable romantic "comedy" ever. In spite of the superb acting in this movie, there are many gags that are awful. The "Harry Met Sally" gag is just too overlong and not funny in the least. Some of the "Meet the Parent" gags don't work. Ironically, it is the original story within the movie, rather than the parodies of any specific movie, that are the funniest parts of the movie. They balance out the poorly-written parody gags and somehow keep this comedy afloat. I recommend "Date Movie", especially to those who hate romantic movies or those who appreciate fine comedic acting in the same vein as a Mel Brooks or Zucker and Abrams film. "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" are improvement, but "Date Movie" is still funny enough not to pass up.
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