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«Маппет-шоу» — англо-американская юмористическая программа, созданная Джимом Хенсоном. Выходила в 1976—1981 годах. Основными действующими лицами были куклы-маппеты.


Памятные цитаты:

Statler: Ever heard of pig on bikes?
Waldorf: I've never heard of road hogs.

Kermit: And now a man who needs no introduction, so what am I doing out here?

Miss Piggy: [as Nurse Piggy] It's too late, Doctor Bob. We've lost him.
Rowlf: [as Doctor Bob] Well, he couldn't have gone far. He was under the sheet just a second ago.

Waldorf: These seats are awful.
Statler: Why? Can't you see anything?
Waldorf: That's the problem. I can see everything.

Fozzie: Hey, did you hear the one about the kangaroo that comes into a store, and a hippopotamus comes out and he says to the kanga
[curtains close]
Fozzie: HEY I WASN'T FINISHED!

Waldorf: [looking down from the balcony] He shouldn't have jumped. The show wasn't that bad.

Announcer: And now Pigs in Space. Starring the ever handsome Link Hogwash, the illustrious first mate Miss Piggy, and the scientist Dr Jullius Strangepork. Our story begins when...

Sam The Bald Eagle: Mr Cooper...
Alice Cooper: Yes?
[Sam loses composure for a second, then continues]
Sam The Bald Eagle: Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty, freako!
Alice Cooper: Why, thank you!
Sam The Bald Eagle: Freako's one, civilization zero.
[Alice licks finger, marks a score]